March 2011
99 posts
How to blow a bubble:
brillliance:
Step 1: First go like this
Step 2: Spin around
Step 3: STOP!
Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3!
Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust!
Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT!
Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town.
Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this.
Step 9: THEN…!
When you know that bitch talkin shit.
When I undress in front of the mirror before I...
That Kid Who Says "We Had Homework"
ctiben:
spazzers:
Why he gettin’ violated though?!
When people argue via Facebook status.
That awkward moment when you post something clever...
slylover123:
That was funny, but I don't like you, so I'm not...
Your reaction when someone calls your phone.
When your parents call you:
When your crush calls you:
When a random number calls you:
When your ex calls you:
When your work calls you:
When no one calls you:
Wouldn't mind some questions in my ask box right...
ctiben:
Just saying…….
When you can only remember the month, but not the...
painiack:
I can’t with these housemates!! I’m soooo glad my roommate is who she is. The only other sane one in the apartment other than me! Sheesh.
Me in a zombie apocalypse :
thelauraaurora:
Expectation:
Reality:
That awkward moment when you talk to yourself and...
got an 85 on a trig test i did on only 1 hour and 45 mins of sleep!
True college experience tonight! Just getting into bed :)
The awkward moment when you're singing a song on...
akosieeemel:
Black Parents vs. White Parents
thenkamwaslike:
dosesoffresh:
When a white kid talks back to a white parent:
When a black kid talks back to a black parent:
LMFAO THE FACEEEEE OMG
TOOO TRUE
"Rebecca Black" all over my dashboard:
I was like:
Then I see the video:
And now I get the jokes and I’m like:
Cuddling someone is the perfect expression of...
I will never forget
I will never regret
I will live my life
– 30 seconds to mars
When people draw perfect circles.
frankinafishtank: